Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Location Earth Dog TAGS
you earthbounddog you!
Picture yourself lost in the galaxy...UFO sightings and Alien Abductions are on the rise...Will you return to tell the story?
In case of alien abduction these dog tags may save your life. The crucial data an alien will need to get you back to Earth is die stamped into these dog tags.
The design is based on NASA research for the Pioneer 10 Space Mission that used a gold plaque attached to the craft to inform any Extraterrestrials of it's Earthly origin. Engraved with several methods of locating Earth in the Galaxy, an alien pilot does not need to understand any human language to use this information. The mathematical location of Earth in relation to several important pulsars is represented by the radial diagram. Earth's relation to the solar system is shown at the top. Also included is a schematic of Earth itself and it's major land masses. Two human icons (man and woman) are graphically connected to Earth at points in all three diagrams and are shown with their hands waving as a gesture of goodwill... see diagram at left. Here's what you get-
1. Engraved solid aluminum Location Earth Dog Tag 2. A 24" ball chain chain with clasp 3. One black rubber dog tag silencer (stops rattling)4. Info card and Alien Abduction Money Back Guarantee
Just click on one of the orange order buttons at your left for secure ordering with any major credit card.We are also Paypal verified if you wish to use Paypal.
$12.99 includes shipping and handling in the U.S.!!!
-if you are thinking I'm joking here I kid you not, a good thing to have. When you have seen a few UFO's like I have you got to wonder when your time is next for a ride in the astro-taxi and a probing good time!
Picture yourself lost in the galaxy...UFO sightings and Alien Abductions are on the rise...Will you return to tell the story?
In case of alien abduction these dog tags may save your life. The crucial data an alien will need to get you back to Earth is die stamped into these dog tags.
The design is based on NASA research for the Pioneer 10 Space Mission that used a gold plaque attached to the craft to inform any Extraterrestrials of it's Earthly origin. Engraved with several methods of locating Earth in the Galaxy, an alien pilot does not need to understand any human language to use this information. The mathematical location of Earth in relation to several important pulsars is represented by the radial diagram. Earth's relation to the solar system is shown at the top. Also included is a schematic of Earth itself and it's major land masses. Two human icons (man and woman) are graphically connected to Earth at points in all three diagrams and are shown with their hands waving as a gesture of goodwill... see diagram at left. Here's what you get-
1. Engraved solid aluminum Location Earth Dog Tag 2. A 24" ball chain chain with clasp 3. One black rubber dog tag silencer (stops rattling)4. Info card and Alien Abduction Money Back Guarantee
Just click on one of the orange order buttons at your left for secure ordering with any major credit card.We are also Paypal verified if you wish to use Paypal.
$12.99 includes shipping and handling in the U.S.!!!
-if you are thinking I'm joking here I kid you not, a good thing to have. When you have seen a few UFO's like I have you got to wonder when your time is next for a ride in the astro-taxi and a probing good time!
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