Friday, June 17, 2005
World's biggest pervert of all time??
Chilling List Could Lead To Biggest Molest Case Ever
June 17, 2005
By KOMO Staff & News Services
SAN JOSE, CALIF. - Chilling, handwritten lists of more than 36,000 suspected sex acts with boys has led investigators to what may be the most extensive case of child molestation in U.S. history.
-talk about Hugh Hefner of the paedophile world..
The lists, written in loopy cursive on 1,360 pages in seven multicolored, spiral-bound notebooks, have names and apparent codes for various sex acts, according to San Jose police. They were found last month in the San Jose home of convicted child molester Dean Arthur Schwartzmiller, 63, who is now in jail on felony molestation charges involving two local 12-year-old boys.
-good of him to keep record of his debauchery though... it will make it easier to put this shyte into a rotting cell for the rest of his life.
"If any of these numbers are even close to accurate, then it is one of the most significant child molestation finds that we have ever encountered," said San Jose Police Lt. Scott Cornfield, who called the case "horrendous."
Headings for the grim logs include "Blond Boys," "Cute Boys," "Boys who say no," and boys by specific sex act, Cornfield said.
-gee makes you wonder if he was going to revisit some of these poor kids... wonder what he did for the ones that said no?
"I've never seen anything like this," said Sgt. Tom Sims, head of San Jose's child exploitation unit.
-believe me you don't wanna see it either...
Lisa Thornburg, who moved into the neighborhood in March and lives two doors from Schwartzmiller, said she's been suspicious for months - ever since her 9- and 6-year-old sons came home with treats Schwartzmiller purchased for them from an ice cream truck.
-hey Mikey you got a friend...
"After that, I told them they could ride bikes past his house but couldn't go inside - ever," Thornburg said as her kids played with another neighborhood child in the front driveway.
-smart lady, it always starts with gifts and largesse.
"It's been frightening and fairly disgusting to find out what's going on," she added.
-why did it take so long for people to find out though?
With Schwartzmiller safely behind bars - held without bail on one count of aggravated sexual assault on a child under 14 and six counts of lewd and lascivious conduct on a child under 14, with each count alleging multiple victims - police were trying to reconstruct his movements over the past 30 years.
-wow, 30 years of hurting innocent kids, what a sicko!
A message left for Schwartzmiller's public defender, Irma Gallardo, was not returned Thursday.
-was that the one where the locals wanted to lynch this guy?
Police have also arrested Schwartzmiller's roommate - another convicted child molester - in the home they shared in a middle-class San Jose subdivision. The beige stucco ranch is a 10-minute walk from at least two elementary schools.
-how convenient, birds of a feather... great location too for the business.
The front door was plastered with eviction notices from the landlord, saying the pair had three days to pay $1,850 in monthly rent or face eviction. Half-closed blinds revealed a home office whose floor was littered with power cords, computer manuals, printers, manila envelopes and a bottle of tequila.
-they had to be selling kiddie porn, how did they afford that kind of rent?
The list of names found in the police search of Schwartzmiller's bedroom were categorized according to the type of sex acts performed, the age of the victims and other codes whose meaning is unclear - such as an "F" or "X" at the end of the entry, according to Cornfield. Many of the entries did not include last names, and some appeared to be repeats, making police cautious about estimating how many people Schwartzmiller may have victimized.
-only annother perv would understand what all of this stuff could really mean.. how would they get repeats one wonders?
"If one-tenth of these numbers are accurate, we're looking at hundreds of victims in a number of states. The reason we want to tell the world about this is because we believe he's been involved in child molestations in a number of countries," said Cornfield.
-not surprised at all, but how did he fund all of this? he had to be a major kiddie porn purveyor.
Schwartzmiller's roommate, Fred Everts, is also in jail after police arrested him last month. He was convicted in 1993 for sodomy and sex abuse in Multnomah County, Oregon, and spent four years in prison before violating parole and fleeing the state.
-hopefully they will not give this shyster easy parolle ever again.
Everts also was charged with child molestation in San Jose, including one count involving one of Schwartzmiller's two alleged victims.
-maybe this is how they got to meet each other?
Police who raided the home seized several computers and a 6-foot-tall server, which is being analyzed by a forensic lab in Menlo Park. Cornfield, who is part of a special police unit specializing in Internet crimes against children, said police are trying to determine whether Schwartzmiller was operating a Web site or otherwise using his computers to lure victims.
-likey both and then some, seems to be a sophisticated operation.
Although police say Schwartzmiller appears to have spent much of the past 30 years in California, he has also been arrested on child molestation charges in New York, Idaho, Oregon, Arkansas and Washington. He has also lived in Nevada, Texas and Washington.
-probably has to move once the heat goes up, I guess that anything goes in Cali' though...
In 1984, the Idaho Supreme Court upheld a 1978 conviction for molesting two 14-year-old boys and characterized Schwartzmiller as a "repeat offender" who "uses his intelligence to take advantage of the weak and oppressed and those who are in need."
-Hey Mikey??? is this a trend or what?
Schwartzmiller "frequents areas where young boys may be found, befriends boys with no father figure in the home, entices them from their homes, lowers their natural inhibitions through the use of drugs and alcohol, and commits sex acts upon them," the justices wrote.
-the usual modus operandi, they all operate the same schickht...
He's also wanted in Oregon on felony sexual assault charges involving a minor. After serving prison time in Idaho for child molestation in the late 1970s, he lived in Brazil, and was extradited from there to Idaho again in the late 1980s, Cornfield said.
-how can this guy have such an extensive background of offences in this area and not be known to the FBI etc?
Schwartzmiller has used aliases including Dean Harmon and Dean Miller.
-very consistent names to use
He apparently gained the trust of victims and parents by working as a home renovation contractor, and it appears that he didn't register as required, so that his history as a sex offender did not appear in the "Megan's Law" databases in California or other states, they said.
-what does his business registration have to do with his being registered as a sex offender in several states... I smell a coverup here!
Sgt. Tom Sims, a supervisor with the department's child exploitation division, expressed frustration that Schwartzmiller has been able to live out of jail for most of his life, despite multiple convictions in several states.
-no kidding!! I know this is a coverup now... who does this guy know?
"There's not a lot parents or the public can do in way of Megan's Law if those people don't register," said Sims. "It's as shocking to me as to you. I've never seen anything like this."
-there is some major problem with Megan's Law if you ask me.
San Jose police got involved after Schwartzmiller allegedly befriended at least two boys in San Jose with gifts, invited them to his house for video games and movies, and molested them.
-thankfully these kids complained and something was finally done
Snohomish County Sheriff's deputies arrested Schwartzmiller May 23 in Everett, Wash. on $2 million in warrants from San Jose. He was extradited to San Jose June 7.
-weasel ran eh... wonder if he has friends in every town?
In Snohomish County, Schwartzmiller was charged in February 1997 with one count of first-degree child molestation, two counts of second-degree child molestation and one count of communication with a minor for immoral purposes. He was acquitted later that year by a Snohomish County Superior Court jury.
-American juries are world famous for letting crooks walk.
According to Snohomish County court records, Schwartzmiller, who was 55 at the time, was accused of molesting two brothers, ages 13 and 9, during a four-month period in 1996. The boys described Schwartzmiller as a longtime family friend.
-so being a friend meant that he was innocent?
Lynda Pichler of Everett Thursday described Schwartzmiller to The Seattle Times as a longtime family friend who attended Snohomish High School with her parents. She said Schwartzmiller had spent the night at her home the day before his arrest in Everett.
-you don't know your friends very well do you lady?
When they were growing up, Pichler and her three brothers were spoiled by Schwartzmiller, she said. She said her own daughters think of him as a grandfather.
-look lady, I have no idea why flies for family in your culture?
Whenever Schwartzmiller was in town "he would spend an afternoon at our house," said Pichler, 45. "He loved to spoil us kids."
-he is the best just like MJ.
In San Jose, Vince Nunez, another neighbor who watched as police searched the home recently, said he's seen Schwartzmiller and Everts working outside on old cars. A rusting, dark green Plymouth Fury sat in Schwartzmiller's oil-stained driveway, covered with a blue tarp held down with rocks.
-maybe they thought these two were a bunch of gays living together
"This is pretty devastating to the neighborhood," said Nunez, who moved in earlier this year with his three girls, ages 7 to 17. "We're keeping a pretty close eye on all the kids on the block now."
-hard lessons are learned the hard way.
Police are asking victims or anyone with information about Schwartzmiller to call the San Jose Police Department's child exploitation division at 408-277-4102. People who wish to remain anonymous can call Crime Stoppers at 408-947-STOP.
-do us all a favour and lock up this piece of shyte forever!!
June 17, 2005
By KOMO Staff & News Services
SAN JOSE, CALIF. - Chilling, handwritten lists of more than 36,000 suspected sex acts with boys has led investigators to what may be the most extensive case of child molestation in U.S. history.
-talk about Hugh Hefner of the paedophile world..
The lists, written in loopy cursive on 1,360 pages in seven multicolored, spiral-bound notebooks, have names and apparent codes for various sex acts, according to San Jose police. They were found last month in the San Jose home of convicted child molester Dean Arthur Schwartzmiller, 63, who is now in jail on felony molestation charges involving two local 12-year-old boys.
-good of him to keep record of his debauchery though... it will make it easier to put this shyte into a rotting cell for the rest of his life.
"If any of these numbers are even close to accurate, then it is one of the most significant child molestation finds that we have ever encountered," said San Jose Police Lt. Scott Cornfield, who called the case "horrendous."
Headings for the grim logs include "Blond Boys," "Cute Boys," "Boys who say no," and boys by specific sex act, Cornfield said.
-gee makes you wonder if he was going to revisit some of these poor kids... wonder what he did for the ones that said no?
"I've never seen anything like this," said Sgt. Tom Sims, head of San Jose's child exploitation unit.
-believe me you don't wanna see it either...
Lisa Thornburg, who moved into the neighborhood in March and lives two doors from Schwartzmiller, said she's been suspicious for months - ever since her 9- and 6-year-old sons came home with treats Schwartzmiller purchased for them from an ice cream truck.
-hey Mikey you got a friend...
"After that, I told them they could ride bikes past his house but couldn't go inside - ever," Thornburg said as her kids played with another neighborhood child in the front driveway.
-smart lady, it always starts with gifts and largesse.
"It's been frightening and fairly disgusting to find out what's going on," she added.
-why did it take so long for people to find out though?
With Schwartzmiller safely behind bars - held without bail on one count of aggravated sexual assault on a child under 14 and six counts of lewd and lascivious conduct on a child under 14, with each count alleging multiple victims - police were trying to reconstruct his movements over the past 30 years.
-wow, 30 years of hurting innocent kids, what a sicko!
A message left for Schwartzmiller's public defender, Irma Gallardo, was not returned Thursday.
-was that the one where the locals wanted to lynch this guy?
Police have also arrested Schwartzmiller's roommate - another convicted child molester - in the home they shared in a middle-class San Jose subdivision. The beige stucco ranch is a 10-minute walk from at least two elementary schools.
-how convenient, birds of a feather... great location too for the business.
The front door was plastered with eviction notices from the landlord, saying the pair had three days to pay $1,850 in monthly rent or face eviction. Half-closed blinds revealed a home office whose floor was littered with power cords, computer manuals, printers, manila envelopes and a bottle of tequila.
-they had to be selling kiddie porn, how did they afford that kind of rent?
The list of names found in the police search of Schwartzmiller's bedroom were categorized according to the type of sex acts performed, the age of the victims and other codes whose meaning is unclear - such as an "F" or "X" at the end of the entry, according to Cornfield. Many of the entries did not include last names, and some appeared to be repeats, making police cautious about estimating how many people Schwartzmiller may have victimized.
-only annother perv would understand what all of this stuff could really mean.. how would they get repeats one wonders?
"If one-tenth of these numbers are accurate, we're looking at hundreds of victims in a number of states. The reason we want to tell the world about this is because we believe he's been involved in child molestations in a number of countries," said Cornfield.
-not surprised at all, but how did he fund all of this? he had to be a major kiddie porn purveyor.
Schwartzmiller's roommate, Fred Everts, is also in jail after police arrested him last month. He was convicted in 1993 for sodomy and sex abuse in Multnomah County, Oregon, and spent four years in prison before violating parole and fleeing the state.
-hopefully they will not give this shyster easy parolle ever again.
Everts also was charged with child molestation in San Jose, including one count involving one of Schwartzmiller's two alleged victims.
-maybe this is how they got to meet each other?
Police who raided the home seized several computers and a 6-foot-tall server, which is being analyzed by a forensic lab in Menlo Park. Cornfield, who is part of a special police unit specializing in Internet crimes against children, said police are trying to determine whether Schwartzmiller was operating a Web site or otherwise using his computers to lure victims.
-likey both and then some, seems to be a sophisticated operation.
Although police say Schwartzmiller appears to have spent much of the past 30 years in California, he has also been arrested on child molestation charges in New York, Idaho, Oregon, Arkansas and Washington. He has also lived in Nevada, Texas and Washington.
-probably has to move once the heat goes up, I guess that anything goes in Cali' though...
In 1984, the Idaho Supreme Court upheld a 1978 conviction for molesting two 14-year-old boys and characterized Schwartzmiller as a "repeat offender" who "uses his intelligence to take advantage of the weak and oppressed and those who are in need."
-Hey Mikey??? is this a trend or what?
Schwartzmiller "frequents areas where young boys may be found, befriends boys with no father figure in the home, entices them from their homes, lowers their natural inhibitions through the use of drugs and alcohol, and commits sex acts upon them," the justices wrote.
-the usual modus operandi, they all operate the same schickht...
He's also wanted in Oregon on felony sexual assault charges involving a minor. After serving prison time in Idaho for child molestation in the late 1970s, he lived in Brazil, and was extradited from there to Idaho again in the late 1980s, Cornfield said.
-how can this guy have such an extensive background of offences in this area and not be known to the FBI etc?
Schwartzmiller has used aliases including Dean Harmon and Dean Miller.
-very consistent names to use
He apparently gained the trust of victims and parents by working as a home renovation contractor, and it appears that he didn't register as required, so that his history as a sex offender did not appear in the "Megan's Law" databases in California or other states, they said.
-what does his business registration have to do with his being registered as a sex offender in several states... I smell a coverup here!
Sgt. Tom Sims, a supervisor with the department's child exploitation division, expressed frustration that Schwartzmiller has been able to live out of jail for most of his life, despite multiple convictions in several states.
-no kidding!! I know this is a coverup now... who does this guy know?
"There's not a lot parents or the public can do in way of Megan's Law if those people don't register," said Sims. "It's as shocking to me as to you. I've never seen anything like this."
-there is some major problem with Megan's Law if you ask me.
San Jose police got involved after Schwartzmiller allegedly befriended at least two boys in San Jose with gifts, invited them to his house for video games and movies, and molested them.
-thankfully these kids complained and something was finally done
Snohomish County Sheriff's deputies arrested Schwartzmiller May 23 in Everett, Wash. on $2 million in warrants from San Jose. He was extradited to San Jose June 7.
-weasel ran eh... wonder if he has friends in every town?
In Snohomish County, Schwartzmiller was charged in February 1997 with one count of first-degree child molestation, two counts of second-degree child molestation and one count of communication with a minor for immoral purposes. He was acquitted later that year by a Snohomish County Superior Court jury.
-American juries are world famous for letting crooks walk.
According to Snohomish County court records, Schwartzmiller, who was 55 at the time, was accused of molesting two brothers, ages 13 and 9, during a four-month period in 1996. The boys described Schwartzmiller as a longtime family friend.
-so being a friend meant that he was innocent?
Lynda Pichler of Everett Thursday described Schwartzmiller to The Seattle Times as a longtime family friend who attended Snohomish High School with her parents. She said Schwartzmiller had spent the night at her home the day before his arrest in Everett.
-you don't know your friends very well do you lady?
When they were growing up, Pichler and her three brothers were spoiled by Schwartzmiller, she said. She said her own daughters think of him as a grandfather.
-look lady, I have no idea why flies for family in your culture?
Whenever Schwartzmiller was in town "he would spend an afternoon at our house," said Pichler, 45. "He loved to spoil us kids."
-he is the best just like MJ.
In San Jose, Vince Nunez, another neighbor who watched as police searched the home recently, said he's seen Schwartzmiller and Everts working outside on old cars. A rusting, dark green Plymouth Fury sat in Schwartzmiller's oil-stained driveway, covered with a blue tarp held down with rocks.
-maybe they thought these two were a bunch of gays living together
"This is pretty devastating to the neighborhood," said Nunez, who moved in earlier this year with his three girls, ages 7 to 17. "We're keeping a pretty close eye on all the kids on the block now."
-hard lessons are learned the hard way.
Police are asking victims or anyone with information about Schwartzmiller to call the San Jose Police Department's child exploitation division at 408-277-4102. People who wish to remain anonymous can call Crime Stoppers at 408-947-STOP.
-do us all a favour and lock up this piece of shyte forever!!
Thursday, June 16, 2005
The P.I. Who Helped Clear Michael Jackson
June 15, 2005
Michael Jackson may very well be a free man today thanks to Scott Ross, a private investigator who many believe found information that led Jackson to beat the charges of molestation. "My focus was very specific," Ross said. "It was to develop information on the accuser's mother." And after Ross put the accuser's mother in his cross hairs, he found that, "Lying, cheating and stealing seemed to be a way of life for her."
=wow! unlike our hero Mikey!
Ross has a history turning the tables in high-profile cases. He was the guy who exposed the sordid past of Bonnie Lee Bakley in the Robert Blake case.
=yeah... Blake was lucky to get out of their alive... whew!
Attorney Tom Mesereau had a blunt directive for Ross. "He said, 'You need to do to the accuser's mother what you did to Bonnie Lee Bakley,'" Ross revealed.
=yikes that could be a new trendy insult.. I'm gonna do to ya what Ross did to Bonnie..
And to do that, Ross needed his own Deep Throat. But unlike Watergate, we don't have to wait years to learn his identify. "The accuser's father was fully aware of and knew that these allegations were not true," Ross said. The father turned Ross on to celebrities like Chris Tucker. Ross got the reluctant actor to spill the beans. "Mr. Tucker, of all witnesses, was the first person to say to me, 'I don't really care that it's Michael Jackson. This is wrong. Someone is being falsely accused.'" Ross said.
=gee I guess it had nothing to do with Tucker being black too did it? What does Tucker have to do with this anyways?
Ross also became privy to other witnesses like Jay Leno. As it turns out, the defense had no idea Leno was even involved until the prosecution handed over an audio tape of an interview with Leno that sheriffs had secretly recorded. "These people had to turn over the material to us, and that's how Jay Leno became a witness." Ross told us.
=gee I thought that Leno was a willing witness, now I find out this, at least now I can still have some respect for Leno..
Actor Macaulay Culkin proved to be even better for Jackson. And Ross said that contrary to media reports, Culkin was an easy witness. "Macaulay Culkin was never not going to testify," Ross insisted. "It was never an issue."
=why would he admit that he had an affair with Mikey.. and ruin his career... errr does he still have one?
But some witnesses weren't always available, like comedy shop owner Jamie Masada. So Ross showed up at Masada's press conference, cleverly blended in with the press corps, even asking questions, and then slapped him with a subpoena.
=wow, with slippery people like this working for you, it's good to know that Mikey got off! I mean he beat the charges... err he is innocent... no I mean he is free!
When the trial got underway, Ross was in a unique position to observe Michael Jackson. He said the King of Pop became the king of Post-It notes. "He would grab Post-Its, write something down, " Ross revealed.
=wow! deep thought indeed... hey 3M wanna Mikey as an endorser?
"I don't know if he's writing a song or thinking about music or putting himself in another place."
=do we really want to know?
And as for those who consider Michael Jackson a "freak", Ross says they've got it all wrong.
=you are so right Ross, to a reptile like yourself, even Mikey seems normal
"I've been involved in hundreds of cases," Ross said. "He is one of three people who have thanked me. He doesn't sound like freak to me; he sounds like descent human being."
=it is a good thing that you know your clients so well
Michael Jackson may very well be a free man today thanks to Scott Ross, a private investigator who many believe found information that led Jackson to beat the charges of molestation. "My focus was very specific," Ross said. "It was to develop information on the accuser's mother." And after Ross put the accuser's mother in his cross hairs, he found that, "Lying, cheating and stealing seemed to be a way of life for her."
=wow! unlike our hero Mikey!
Ross has a history turning the tables in high-profile cases. He was the guy who exposed the sordid past of Bonnie Lee Bakley in the Robert Blake case.
=yeah... Blake was lucky to get out of their alive... whew!
Attorney Tom Mesereau had a blunt directive for Ross. "He said, 'You need to do to the accuser's mother what you did to Bonnie Lee Bakley,'" Ross revealed.
=yikes that could be a new trendy insult.. I'm gonna do to ya what Ross did to Bonnie..
And to do that, Ross needed his own Deep Throat. But unlike Watergate, we don't have to wait years to learn his identify. "The accuser's father was fully aware of and knew that these allegations were not true," Ross said. The father turned Ross on to celebrities like Chris Tucker. Ross got the reluctant actor to spill the beans. "Mr. Tucker, of all witnesses, was the first person to say to me, 'I don't really care that it's Michael Jackson. This is wrong. Someone is being falsely accused.'" Ross said.
=gee I guess it had nothing to do with Tucker being black too did it? What does Tucker have to do with this anyways?
Ross also became privy to other witnesses like Jay Leno. As it turns out, the defense had no idea Leno was even involved until the prosecution handed over an audio tape of an interview with Leno that sheriffs had secretly recorded. "These people had to turn over the material to us, and that's how Jay Leno became a witness." Ross told us.
=gee I thought that Leno was a willing witness, now I find out this, at least now I can still have some respect for Leno..
Actor Macaulay Culkin proved to be even better for Jackson. And Ross said that contrary to media reports, Culkin was an easy witness. "Macaulay Culkin was never not going to testify," Ross insisted. "It was never an issue."
=why would he admit that he had an affair with Mikey.. and ruin his career... errr does he still have one?
But some witnesses weren't always available, like comedy shop owner Jamie Masada. So Ross showed up at Masada's press conference, cleverly blended in with the press corps, even asking questions, and then slapped him with a subpoena.
=wow, with slippery people like this working for you, it's good to know that Mikey got off! I mean he beat the charges... err he is innocent... no I mean he is free!
When the trial got underway, Ross was in a unique position to observe Michael Jackson. He said the King of Pop became the king of Post-It notes. "He would grab Post-Its, write something down, " Ross revealed.
=wow! deep thought indeed... hey 3M wanna Mikey as an endorser?
"I don't know if he's writing a song or thinking about music or putting himself in another place."
=do we really want to know?
And as for those who consider Michael Jackson a "freak", Ross says they've got it all wrong.
=you are so right Ross, to a reptile like yourself, even Mikey seems normal
"I've been involved in hundreds of cases," Ross said. "He is one of three people who have thanked me. He doesn't sound like freak to me; he sounds like descent human being."
=it is a good thing that you know your clients so well
There you have it folks, it's true cause somebody said it!
Possible Chupacabra Sighting
LAST UPDATE: 6/13/2005 8:58:43
PMPosted By: Walker Robinson
This story is available on your cell phone at mobile.woai.com.
Another mystery beast has surfaced in South Texas, and some say it might be a chupacabra.
=nobody seems to agree on what a Chupa' is yet
The first one surfaced in Elmendorf last year. Now, one man in Luling, east of San Antonio, tells News 4 WOAI he caught a mysterious beast on video tape.
=yeah I love video's of paranormal stuff!!
Chris Coble says he and a friend were driving and saw the creature peer out from behind a bush. “We were driving down the road and he'd seen it, probably about 30 yards off the road,” Coble said of his friend. They were in a wooded area up near Luling. “It was three foot tall, hairless, long, and had like a hunch back,” Coble said.
=gee sounds like a politician..
He brought the videotape to News 4 WOAI. On videotape, the animal looks like it could be a dog or coyote, but Coble says it could be a chupacabra.
=yeah and it could be an elf too... come on already..
A rancher in Elmendorf claimed last year he found a mystery beast on his property. That animal was sent away for DNA testing.
=and ... what happened?
News 4 WOAI went to wildlife experts about the newest claim about the animal in Luling. “I really don't think it is a chupacabra,” Tiffany Soecthing with Natural Bridge Caverns Wildlife Ranch said of Coble’s creature. “I would lean towards a dog that has a hair problem.”
=yeah I would too especially since Tiffany had no fricking idea what the hell a Chupa is!
Soeching said she has seen animals like it before and Coble’s "beast" looks like a wolf hybrid.
=uh? what is that?
Sadly this story ends abruptly here... but there is video of the news broadcast at the link above, just click on the story title above.. but we will continue our pursuit of the infamous Chupa!
PMPosted By: Walker Robinson
This story is available on your cell phone at mobile.woai.com.
Another mystery beast has surfaced in South Texas, and some say it might be a chupacabra.
=nobody seems to agree on what a Chupa' is yet
The first one surfaced in Elmendorf last year. Now, one man in Luling, east of San Antonio, tells News 4 WOAI he caught a mysterious beast on video tape.
=yeah I love video's of paranormal stuff!!
Chris Coble says he and a friend were driving and saw the creature peer out from behind a bush. “We were driving down the road and he'd seen it, probably about 30 yards off the road,” Coble said of his friend. They were in a wooded area up near Luling. “It was three foot tall, hairless, long, and had like a hunch back,” Coble said.
=gee sounds like a politician..
He brought the videotape to News 4 WOAI. On videotape, the animal looks like it could be a dog or coyote, but Coble says it could be a chupacabra.
=yeah and it could be an elf too... come on already..
A rancher in Elmendorf claimed last year he found a mystery beast on his property. That animal was sent away for DNA testing.
=and ... what happened?
News 4 WOAI went to wildlife experts about the newest claim about the animal in Luling. “I really don't think it is a chupacabra,” Tiffany Soecthing with Natural Bridge Caverns Wildlife Ranch said of Coble’s creature. “I would lean towards a dog that has a hair problem.”
=yeah I would too especially since Tiffany had no fricking idea what the hell a Chupa is!
Soeching said she has seen animals like it before and Coble’s "beast" looks like a wolf hybrid.
=uh? what is that?
Sadly this story ends abruptly here... but there is video of the news broadcast at the link above, just click on the story title above.. but we will continue our pursuit of the infamous Chupa!
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
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Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Madonna tells of sex shame
Madonna tells of sex shame
By Clemmie Moodie, Daily Mail
Throughout years of reinvention, she has steadfastly stuck to one mantra - sex sells.
Nobody knows that better than Madonna.
But now, after making a career as a controversial, no-holds-barred sex siren, Madonna has admitted that she pushed her explicit image too far.
If you had it to do all over again Madonna, would you change anything dearie?
At 46, she has spoken out against her early, headline-grabbing years, claiming that they may have misled her legion of young fans.
Hopefully some of them were able to think for themselves Lil' Donna.
'Sometimes I was being overtly sexual for the sake of showing off when I didn't need to be. I think I hurt myself,' the singer told the American magazine, Ladies' Home Journal.
Hurtin' not for money though are we...?
'Ultimately none of us wants to be judged, or approved of, or loved because of the way we look, or how sexy we are.
Certainly not you Donna Dearie!! What will they say about you 50 years from now?
'One minute I was saying believe in yourself and the next minute I was saying just be sexually provocative for the sake of being sexually provocative.
Oh you scamp you! Funny but I saw right through you though... but we had our fun!
'I was letting it pump up my ego, thinking aren't I great, they're writing about me, my picture's on the cover of every magazine, I'm so fabulous.'
NOthing like attention to bring out the worst...errr I mean the best in people.
The Like A Virgin singer's admission comes just days after the publication of her fifth children's book, Lotsa De Casha, which she hopes will complete her makeover from raunchy star to demure mother of two.
Lotsa De Casha, is that the name of your next film with Sylvester Stallone also starring along side you?
It is not known whether Madonna's devotion to Kabbalah, a mystical offshoot of Judaism, has anything to do with her newfound bashfulness.
But it seems the queen of pop - who has a 1992 picture book called Sex to her name - has something of a hazy, and indeed short-term, memory.
Oh Maddie has just transformed from full-blooded Luciferian to full-blooded Satanist...
Just last year she completed her Reinvention tour which, as well as netting her £65million, involved a number of flesh-baring costumes.
It musta been an 18+ crowd for that one..
And earlier this year Madonna, who married the film director Guy Ritchie in December 2000, fronted a £ 5million advertising campaign for Versace posing as a vampish businesswoman.
Well the vampish businessperson I can see, but Madonna actually working I can't envision.
But that is tame compared to some of her previous incarnations - such as her 1990 Blonde Ambition tour when she cavorted on stage in a coneshaped bra and fishnet stockings.
I always liked those kind of bras, but they seem as old fashioned as Madonna is these days.
By Clemmie Moodie, Daily Mail
Throughout years of reinvention, she has steadfastly stuck to one mantra - sex sells.
Nobody knows that better than Madonna.
But now, after making a career as a controversial, no-holds-barred sex siren, Madonna has admitted that she pushed her explicit image too far.
If you had it to do all over again Madonna, would you change anything dearie?
At 46, she has spoken out against her early, headline-grabbing years, claiming that they may have misled her legion of young fans.
Hopefully some of them were able to think for themselves Lil' Donna.
'Sometimes I was being overtly sexual for the sake of showing off when I didn't need to be. I think I hurt myself,' the singer told the American magazine, Ladies' Home Journal.
Hurtin' not for money though are we...?
'Ultimately none of us wants to be judged, or approved of, or loved because of the way we look, or how sexy we are.
Certainly not you Donna Dearie!! What will they say about you 50 years from now?
'One minute I was saying believe in yourself and the next minute I was saying just be sexually provocative for the sake of being sexually provocative.
Oh you scamp you! Funny but I saw right through you though... but we had our fun!
'I was letting it pump up my ego, thinking aren't I great, they're writing about me, my picture's on the cover of every magazine, I'm so fabulous.'
NOthing like attention to bring out the worst...errr I mean the best in people.
The Like A Virgin singer's admission comes just days after the publication of her fifth children's book, Lotsa De Casha, which she hopes will complete her makeover from raunchy star to demure mother of two.
Lotsa De Casha, is that the name of your next film with Sylvester Stallone also starring along side you?
It is not known whether Madonna's devotion to Kabbalah, a mystical offshoot of Judaism, has anything to do with her newfound bashfulness.
But it seems the queen of pop - who has a 1992 picture book called Sex to her name - has something of a hazy, and indeed short-term, memory.
Oh Maddie has just transformed from full-blooded Luciferian to full-blooded Satanist...
Just last year she completed her Reinvention tour which, as well as netting her £65million, involved a number of flesh-baring costumes.
It musta been an 18+ crowd for that one..
And earlier this year Madonna, who married the film director Guy Ritchie in December 2000, fronted a £ 5million advertising campaign for Versace posing as a vampish businesswoman.
Well the vampish businessperson I can see, but Madonna actually working I can't envision.
But that is tame compared to some of her previous incarnations - such as her 1990 Blonde Ambition tour when she cavorted on stage in a coneshaped bra and fishnet stockings.
I always liked those kind of bras, but they seem as old fashioned as Madonna is these days.
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