Thursday, June 16, 2005
The P.I. Who Helped Clear Michael Jackson
June 15, 2005
Michael Jackson may very well be a free man today thanks to Scott Ross, a private investigator who many believe found information that led Jackson to beat the charges of molestation. "My focus was very specific," Ross said. "It was to develop information on the accuser's mother." And after Ross put the accuser's mother in his cross hairs, he found that, "Lying, cheating and stealing seemed to be a way of life for her."
=wow! unlike our hero Mikey!
Ross has a history turning the tables in high-profile cases. He was the guy who exposed the sordid past of Bonnie Lee Bakley in the Robert Blake case.
=yeah... Blake was lucky to get out of their alive... whew!
Attorney Tom Mesereau had a blunt directive for Ross. "He said, 'You need to do to the accuser's mother what you did to Bonnie Lee Bakley,'" Ross revealed.
=yikes that could be a new trendy insult.. I'm gonna do to ya what Ross did to Bonnie..
And to do that, Ross needed his own Deep Throat. But unlike Watergate, we don't have to wait years to learn his identify. "The accuser's father was fully aware of and knew that these allegations were not true," Ross said. The father turned Ross on to celebrities like Chris Tucker. Ross got the reluctant actor to spill the beans. "Mr. Tucker, of all witnesses, was the first person to say to me, 'I don't really care that it's Michael Jackson. This is wrong. Someone is being falsely accused.'" Ross said.
=gee I guess it had nothing to do with Tucker being black too did it? What does Tucker have to do with this anyways?
Ross also became privy to other witnesses like Jay Leno. As it turns out, the defense had no idea Leno was even involved until the prosecution handed over an audio tape of an interview with Leno that sheriffs had secretly recorded. "These people had to turn over the material to us, and that's how Jay Leno became a witness." Ross told us.
=gee I thought that Leno was a willing witness, now I find out this, at least now I can still have some respect for Leno..
Actor Macaulay Culkin proved to be even better for Jackson. And Ross said that contrary to media reports, Culkin was an easy witness. "Macaulay Culkin was never not going to testify," Ross insisted. "It was never an issue."
=why would he admit that he had an affair with Mikey.. and ruin his career... errr does he still have one?
But some witnesses weren't always available, like comedy shop owner Jamie Masada. So Ross showed up at Masada's press conference, cleverly blended in with the press corps, even asking questions, and then slapped him with a subpoena.
=wow, with slippery people like this working for you, it's good to know that Mikey got off! I mean he beat the charges... err he is innocent... no I mean he is free!
When the trial got underway, Ross was in a unique position to observe Michael Jackson. He said the King of Pop became the king of Post-It notes. "He would grab Post-Its, write something down, " Ross revealed.
=wow! deep thought indeed... hey 3M wanna Mikey as an endorser?
"I don't know if he's writing a song or thinking about music or putting himself in another place."
=do we really want to know?
And as for those who consider Michael Jackson a "freak", Ross says they've got it all wrong.
=you are so right Ross, to a reptile like yourself, even Mikey seems normal
"I've been involved in hundreds of cases," Ross said. "He is one of three people who have thanked me. He doesn't sound like freak to me; he sounds like descent human being."
=it is a good thing that you know your clients so well
Michael Jackson may very well be a free man today thanks to Scott Ross, a private investigator who many believe found information that led Jackson to beat the charges of molestation. "My focus was very specific," Ross said. "It was to develop information on the accuser's mother." And after Ross put the accuser's mother in his cross hairs, he found that, "Lying, cheating and stealing seemed to be a way of life for her."
=wow! unlike our hero Mikey!
Ross has a history turning the tables in high-profile cases. He was the guy who exposed the sordid past of Bonnie Lee Bakley in the Robert Blake case.
=yeah... Blake was lucky to get out of their alive... whew!
Attorney Tom Mesereau had a blunt directive for Ross. "He said, 'You need to do to the accuser's mother what you did to Bonnie Lee Bakley,'" Ross revealed.
=yikes that could be a new trendy insult.. I'm gonna do to ya what Ross did to Bonnie..
And to do that, Ross needed his own Deep Throat. But unlike Watergate, we don't have to wait years to learn his identify. "The accuser's father was fully aware of and knew that these allegations were not true," Ross said. The father turned Ross on to celebrities like Chris Tucker. Ross got the reluctant actor to spill the beans. "Mr. Tucker, of all witnesses, was the first person to say to me, 'I don't really care that it's Michael Jackson. This is wrong. Someone is being falsely accused.'" Ross said.
=gee I guess it had nothing to do with Tucker being black too did it? What does Tucker have to do with this anyways?
Ross also became privy to other witnesses like Jay Leno. As it turns out, the defense had no idea Leno was even involved until the prosecution handed over an audio tape of an interview with Leno that sheriffs had secretly recorded. "These people had to turn over the material to us, and that's how Jay Leno became a witness." Ross told us.
=gee I thought that Leno was a willing witness, now I find out this, at least now I can still have some respect for Leno..
Actor Macaulay Culkin proved to be even better for Jackson. And Ross said that contrary to media reports, Culkin was an easy witness. "Macaulay Culkin was never not going to testify," Ross insisted. "It was never an issue."
=why would he admit that he had an affair with Mikey.. and ruin his career... errr does he still have one?
But some witnesses weren't always available, like comedy shop owner Jamie Masada. So Ross showed up at Masada's press conference, cleverly blended in with the press corps, even asking questions, and then slapped him with a subpoena.
=wow, with slippery people like this working for you, it's good to know that Mikey got off! I mean he beat the charges... err he is innocent... no I mean he is free!
When the trial got underway, Ross was in a unique position to observe Michael Jackson. He said the King of Pop became the king of Post-It notes. "He would grab Post-Its, write something down, " Ross revealed.
=wow! deep thought indeed... hey 3M wanna Mikey as an endorser?
"I don't know if he's writing a song or thinking about music or putting himself in another place."
=do we really want to know?
And as for those who consider Michael Jackson a "freak", Ross says they've got it all wrong.
=you are so right Ross, to a reptile like yourself, even Mikey seems normal
"I've been involved in hundreds of cases," Ross said. "He is one of three people who have thanked me. He doesn't sound like freak to me; he sounds like descent human being."
=it is a good thing that you know your clients so well
There you have it folks, it's true cause somebody said it!
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